Author: Amanda

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I need a baby. Or vodka. Or both.

  Somebody needs to loan me a baby, or a toddler, STAT. Not for long. Maybe a week, or two. Preferably under the age of 4. Not potty-trained. Not sleeping through the night. Super...

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Marriage Advice

  What makes someone want to be married for 26 years? And happily married? Not stupid, fake, oblivious happy. Actual real marriage that, even though it’s ugly sometimes, you’re still glad that you decided...

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The Naked Circle

  How big is your naked circle? I seem to have had a lot of conversations about the subject of nudity lately, and I thought it was interesting that the range of comfort with...

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Nursing Hate

  These kids of mine show up exactly when I need ’em. Yes, sometimes I want to trade them to Gail at Loveland Liquor for a case of Grey Goose, but most of the...

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Romance Redesigned

Romance never appealed to me. Until I realized what romance really is. I have never craved the dimly lit setting of soft music, candles, and bubble baths (unless I’m alone). The traditional romantic settings...

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The Takeover

What you’re reading is a blog takeover. Thank goodness for saved info on laptops, I am now pedaling this copper hot-air balloon. Social conventions are interesting. Ideals are even interesting-er. I consider myself insanely...

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Boobs, Breast Milk, and Leprechauns

I absolutely love St. Patrick’s Day. I know – not very revolutionary. Or shocking. But it’s not necessarily for the reasons that you think. Celebrating this sacred day became a tradition with my friends...

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You can read the Kamasutra????

What’s the first image that pops in your head when you see the title┬áKamasutra? Let me guess – Awkward drawings of a man and a woman engaged in endless varieties of sexual positions (original...