Category: Funny Shit

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I need a baby. Or vodka. Or both.

  Somebody needs to loan me a baby, or a toddler, STAT. Not for long. Maybe a week, or two. Preferably under the age of 4. Not potty-trained. Not sleeping through the night. Super...

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Marriage Advice

  What makes someone want to be married for 26 years? And happily married? Not stupid, fake, oblivious happy. Actual real marriage that, even though it’s ugly sometimes, you’re still glad that you decided...

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The Naked Circle

  How big is your naked circle? I seem to have had a lot of conversations about the subject of nudity lately, and I thought it was interesting that the range of comfort with...

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Romance Redesigned

Romance never appealed to me. Until I realized what romance really is. I have never craved the dimly lit setting of soft music, candles, and bubble baths (unless I’m alone). The traditional romantic settings...

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Boobs, Breast Milk, and Leprechauns

I absolutely love St. Patrick’s Day. I know – not very revolutionary. Or shocking. But it’s not necessarily for the reasons that you think. Celebrating this sacred day became a tradition with my friends...

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You can read the Kamasutra????

What’s the first image that pops in your head when you see the title┬áKamasutra? Let me guess – Awkward drawings of a man and a woman engaged in endless varieties of sexual positions (original...

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Pet the Peeve

Everybody has one. Or two. Or three, or…. Pet peeves. Idiosyncrasies. Small obsessions. Whatever you call them, wherever they came from, they’re part of who we are. My kids even have them. Same kids...

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An Honest Wish List

Most of us are pretty selfless when it comes to the holidays, right? We focus on giving fun, joyous gifts to the ones we love, and sometimes even those we just kinda like. Our...