Category: Humor


High Maintenance

High maintenance. It’s a term that some embrace, some mock, and some despise. To whatever degree you “maintain”, it doesn’t really fucking matter. The question is, are you delusional? I think I might be....


Roller Coasters and Roses

When was the first time you got a big bunch of beautiful flowers? Do you remember? I sure the fuck don’t. But I bet my daughter will. And I’ll remember hers too. It’s bad...



  Somebody, who will remain nameless (and possibly ball-less, depending) told me this morning that my sweater was ugly. Just flat-out. Unsolicited. And AFTER I had told this monster that I was having a...