Category: Short&Curly

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High-Fives with Tom Petty

I’m usually pretty good about switching from my normal, not-safe-for-children-mode back to MOM instantly. You know – that switch we all flick that allows us to ignore opportunities for a good dick joke or...

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think like a (neutered) dog

I think I have it all figured out! All of this horrible, male-driven assault that is plaguing our world, ruining our country, and destroying women’s lives can be eradicated. And I know how! It...

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Marriage Advice

  What makes someone want to be married for 26 years? And happily married? Not stupid, fake, oblivious happy. Actual real marriage that, even though it’s ugly sometimes, you’re still glad that you decided...

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Most Delicious Giveaway

In the spirit of the holidays, and in the spirit of being gracious and loving, I want to give away some free shit. The problem is, I can’t tell you what it is. As...

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Oompf

Who else needs a little extra oompf in their life right now? I know I sure as fuck do. I don’t know if it’s the moon in retrograde or this hateful election, or just...

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I’m No Longer Pissed

About 11 1/2 years ago I was pissed. How the fuck do I remember, you may wonder?? Because I had just found out I was having a baby boy. I was just sure I...

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Birthday Bravery

How often are you afraid? Is there such a thing as a healthy amount of fear? Or does it depend on the situation? I have no idea, but I do know that my daughter...

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Resting Bitch-Face

So, I told my daughter about the last post I wrote. Which is basically telling her that she can be quite the terrifying little shitty shit shit when she wants to be. But, I...