Category: Short&Curly

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Marriage Advice

  What makes someone want to be married for 26 years? And happily married? Not stupid, fake, oblivious happy. Actual real marriage that, even though it’s ugly sometimes, you’re still glad that you decided...

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Most Delicious Giveaway

In the spirit of the holidays, and in the spirit of being gracious and loving, I want to give away some free shit. The problem is, I can’t tell you what it is. As...

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Oompf

Who else needs a little extra oompf in their life right now? I know I sure as fuck do. I don’t know if it’s the moon in retrograde or this hateful election, or just...

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I’m No Longer Pissed

About 11 1/2 years ago I was pissed. How the fuck do I remember, you may wonder?? Because I had just found out I was having a baby boy. I was just sure I...

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Birthday Bravery

How often are you afraid? Is there such a thing as a healthy amount of fear? Or does it depend on the situation? I have no idea, but I do know that my daughter...

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Resting Bitch-Face

So, I told my daughter about the last post I wrote. Which is basically telling her that she can be quite the terrifying little shitty shit shit when she wants to be. But, I...

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Roller Coasters and Roses

When was the first time you got a big bunch of beautiful flowers? Do you remember? I sure the fuck don’t. But I bet my daughter will. And I’ll remember hers too. It’s bad...

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Toddlers, Fish & Drama

Another successful Ohio trip. While I collect my thoughts and recover (detox), I’d like to share a few lessons learned from my time in the country with friends and family…. Your mom will always...