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Winning at Vodka

I have spent the last few days thinking about losers. And resiliency. And winners. Obviously it’s a big theme in our country right now. Tomorrow, someone is going to become the biggest loser in...

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Oompf

Who else needs a little extra oompf in their life right now? I know I sure as fuck do. I don’t know if it’s the moon in retrograde or this hateful election, or just...

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Coconut Oil is Great. And So Are You.

I was getting a little angry yesterday. Leading up to the final debate last night, I was pissed that a presidential candidate was feeding off fears and conspiracy theories and outright lies in order...

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This May Be Boring

What’s your definition of boring? Are you ever truly bored? This subject of boredom came up more than once over the past 3 weeks of sheer craziness. Doesn’t seem to go hand-in-hand, but somehow...

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I’m totally making this up as I go

I have no idea what I’m doing. Pretty good general statement for my life, but came to light even more so this past weekend. Let me set the stage: Olivia, at 14 and a...

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My gimp arm

I had to check myself this past weekend. I had a momentary pity party. Or a glimpse of reality. Something like that. Either way it was fucking ridiculous. And why am I writing this...

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I’m No Longer Pissed

About 11 1/2 years ago I was pissed. How the fuck do I remember, you may wonder?? Because I had just found out I was having a baby boy. I was just sure I...

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Parents Say the Darndest Things

I just spent a week with my parents. I’m exhausted. From fun. They are a blast. Even my dad, who has to be fixing something or building shit or teaching one of us something....