Red Punch Blog Blog

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Short & Curly

While in the shower this morning, shaving my lady bits, I had a thought….. Why am I doing this?? At this stage of the game, I continue to shave because it would itch like...

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Sexy-Ass Eyeballs

As I just passed my 38th birthday, it seems that the universe wants to make sure that I understand just how old I am. Even though I’m seriously trying to learn how to live...

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Lizard murderer

My house is usually the place to go for the wayward and homeless. Okay, so that’s dramatic. But we do get a lot of pet-sitting “opportunities”. This past holiday season was no different. I...

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2016 Fuck-O-Lutions

New Years Fuck-O-Lutions Yes, I’m glad 2015 is over. Sooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking glad. But no, I don’t think 2016 will bring life-changing epiphanies that will solve world hunger or cure my chips and salsa addiction....

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Don’t Blow Your Therapist

I never thought I’d be in fucking therapy, let alone admit to the world that I’m going to fucking therapy. But, here I am. After several missteps through counselors who sucked, doctors who didn’t...